Mr.Greasy jokes

ok there is a kid i know from school thats fat,ugly,wierd as hel(wierder then me that is),and is very very greasy,so here is a few jokes :
>If adam fell on the bus,the bus would flip,and he would slide out.
>If you ever see a big patch of grease on the ocean,it wasen a oil tanker,it was adam,he took a dip.
>If you punch his face,it woudlnt hurt him,beacuse your fist would slide off the grease

ill have more al;ter

REDHaze wrote:

ok there is a kid i know from school thats fat,ugly,wierd as hel(wierder then me that is),and is very very greasy,so here is a few jokes :
>If adam fell on the bus,the bus would flip,and he would slide out.
>If you ever see a big patch of grease on the ocean,it wasen a oil tanker,it was adam,he took a dip.
>If you punch his face,it woudlnt hurt him,beacuse your fist would slide off the grease

ill have more al;ter

Haha nice but mean ;P

hahah this is horribly funny

oceansaber wrote:

hahah this is horribly funny

Haha agreed

well this is kinda offensive but i don't care much,how come he hasn't killed anyone if u make so much fun of him