-- Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger.
-- Man who go to bed with sex in mind wake up with solution in hand.
-- Woman who fly upside down have crack up.
-- Baby conceived in automatic car become shiftless bastard.
-- Man who put ear to railroad track end up with splitting headache.
-- Man who do business in whorehouse get jerked around.
-- Sex is like card game: if you don't have good partner, better have good hand.
-- Sailor who get discharged from navy leave buddies behind.
-- Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk.
-- Man who tell one too many light bulb joke soon burn out.
-- Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
-- Man who sit on tack get point.
-- War does no determine who's right; war determine who's left.
-- Those who quote cookies are fools.
but i filter out all the bad ones and put either the really dirty ones or the really funny ones LOLZ
