As Chinese New Year's is approaching, I thought this was an appropriate joke to tell:
-- Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly.
-- Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone.
-- Man who run in front of car get tired.
-- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
-- Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
-- Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
-- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
-- Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.
-- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
-- Baseball is wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
-- War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left.
-- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
