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oceansaber
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PostSubject: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyTue Jan 27, 2009 4:27 am

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she ate her food stamps.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyTue Jan 27, 2009 4:38 am

yo mama is so fat, the military used her as a cheap nuke replacement.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyTue Jan 27, 2009 5:52 am

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyTue Jan 27, 2009 5:53 am

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyTue Jan 27, 2009 5:54 am

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyTue Jan 27, 2009 5:54 am

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyTue Jan 27, 2009 5:55 am

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyTue Jan 27, 2009 5:55 am

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyTue Jan 27, 2009 8:09 am

yo mama so fat that when she drinks milk from a cow it dies of dehydration.


yo mama so fat that when when she ws gonna get laid, the guy couldnt find the #$## under a layer of fat.

yo mama so fat, she doesnt need a bullet proof vest when going into battle.

yo mama so fat her hair floats cuz half her body is in space.

yo mama so ft when she tried to excercise, she surpassed everyones track record because she rolled to the finish lin.



i came up with alluva em just now lol
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyTue Jan 27, 2009 9:06 pm

Yo mama so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyTue Jan 27, 2009 10:14 pm

oceansaber wrote:
Yo mama so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Nice sad attempt to get higher post count Razz Jk Jk but srsly wtffff!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyWed Jan 28, 2009 2:39 am

...if i wanted higher post count, i would do each one as an individual post :S
which i kinda did the first few lol hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyWed Jan 28, 2009 2:48 am

yo mama so dumb she thought her husbands dick was a worm ^^ idk its kinda lame -_-
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyWed Jan 28, 2009 2:49 am

hm......well, im wonderin if she was dumb enough to eat the worm LOL....or mayb its cuz the father has got such a small thing dick, that's y she thought it was a worm
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyWed Jan 28, 2009 2:53 am

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyWed Jan 28, 2009 4:17 pm

Nice Jokes although Yo momma jokes are so over rated =/
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyFri Jan 30, 2009 2:36 am

Yo mama’s breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptyFri Jan 30, 2009 10:25 pm

What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Joke...   Yo Mama Joke... EmptySat Feb 07, 2009 5:37 am

damn you guys are crazy Very Happy
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