Well....everyone hates being told cheesy pick up lines, but EVERYONE likes hearing them, so here it goes
(PS Feel free to add ur own
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and god forbid, do not use these on a girl u are actually tryin 2 "pickup" or i will personally swat at you with a baton
- Did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast? Cuz you look magically delicious
- Are you tired? Cuz you've been runnin around my mind
- Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven
- (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
- What has 28 teeth, is made out of metal, and holds the Incredible Hulk inside? My fly
- Bond. James Bond
- Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
- I have 3 months to live..
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together
- Daaammmmnnnnn.
- [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
- I'm good at math. U + I = 69
