As Promised- Promotions.

As a reward for our 6 month anniversary event, the following clan members will receive promotions.

RazorRaptor(for his useful post on how to do it) to Sergeant Major
EndoftheLine1 to First Lieutenant
I_Will_Kill_You to Master Sergeant or First Sergeant (Request one)
SofaKing to Master Sergeant or First Sergeant (Request one)

Of course the tradition
So repeat after me (or your not getting promoted):
I Inserted My Name Here And promise to uphold this clan's beliefs and integrity. I will not demean this clan's reputation, and is willing to pay the ultimate sacrifice in order to benefit this clan. Whatever I do will be seen as the actions of the entire clan. I will not give up in upholding this clans name. Ready to fight and die for this clan, my king! Never give up, never give hope, to infinity and beyond! And i will also deliver pizza to my commanding officers when they request some. And I promise I'm not homosexual. Serious. And i do not have an enlarged prostate or a large butthole from jail.

I, I_Will_Kill_You promise to uphold this clan's beliefs and integrity. I will not demean this clan's reputation, and is willing to pay the ultimate sacrifice in order to benefit this clan. Whatever I do will be seen as the actions of the entire clan. I will not give up in upholding this clans name. Ready to fight and die for this clan, my king! Never give up, never give hope, to infinity and beyond! And i will also (attempt to) deliver pizza to my commanding officers when they request some. And I promise I'm not homosexual. Serious. And i do not have an enlarged prostate or a large butthole from jail.


Also frosty i request Master Sgt.

I EndOfTheLine1 promise to uphold this clan's beliefs and integrity. I will not demean this clan's reputation, and is willing to pay the ultimate sacrifice in order to benefit this clan. Whatever I do will be seen as the actions of the entire clan. I will not give up in upholding this clans name. Ready to fight and die for this clan, my king! Never give up, never give hope, to infinity and beyond! And i will also never deliver pizza to my commanding officers when they request some. And I promise I'm not homosexual. Serious. And i do not have an enlarged prostate or a large butthole from jail.

i want a special rank, like DEV or PADev, or GFX Dev....BARRRGGG!! lol

I RazorRaptor And promise to uphold this clan's beliefs and integrity. I will not demean this clan's reputation, and is willing to pay the ultimate sacrifice in order to benefit this clan. Whatever I do will be seen as the actions of the entire clan. I will not give up in upholding this clans name. Ready to fight and die for this clan, my king! Never give up, never give hope, to infinity and beyond! And i will also deliver pizza to my commanding officers when they request some. And I promise I'm not homosexual. Serious. And i do not have an enlarged prostate or a large butthole from jail.

Thanks, Frosty!

ahh dats bullshit i still got my butter bar

I SofaKingYourMom and promise to uphold this clan's beliefs and integrity. I will not demean this clan's reputation, and am willing to pay the ultimate sacrifice in order to benefit this clan. Whatever I do will be seen as the actions of the entire clan. I will not give up in upholding this clans name. Ready to fight and die for this clan, my king! Never give up, never give up hope, to infinity and beyond! And i will also deliver pizza to my commanding officers when they request some, even though all they may receive is the empty box and a bill. And I promise I'm not homosexual. Serious. And i do not have an enlarged prostate or a large butthole from jail, and nor do i wish to get one so i will obey the rules.


i edited it to my liking =D
First seargant sounds flashy =d

WHOOT I jus got my rank!

SofaKing wrote:

I SofaKingYourMom and promise to uphold this clan's beliefs and integrity. I will not demean this clan's reputation, and am willing to pay the ultimate sacrifice in order to benefit this clan. Whatever I do will be seen as the actions of the entire clan. I will not give up in upholding this clans name. Ready to fight and die for this clan, my king! Never give up, never give up hope, to infinity and beyond! And i will also deliver pizza to my commanding officers when they request some, even though all they may receive is the empty box and a bill. And I promise I'm not homosexual. Serious. And i do not have an enlarged prostate or a large butthole from jail, and nor do i wish to get one so i will obey the rules.


i edited it to my liking =D
First seargant sounds flashy =d

cant do that

(or your not getting promoted):
I SofaKing promise to uphold this clan's beliefs and integrity. I will not demean this clan's reputation, and is willing to pay the ultimate sacrifice in order to benefit this clan. Whatever I do will be seen as the actions of the entire clan. I will not give up in upholding this clans name. Ready to fight and die for this clan, my king! Never give up, never give hope, to infinity and beyond! And i will also deliver pizza to my commanding officers when they request some. And I promise I'm not homosexual. Serious. And i do not have an enlarged prostate or a large butthole from jail.

there =p did exactly what you said =D

there now do you want first sergeant or master sergeant

First seargent =D