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oceansaber
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PostSubject: The CuckooClock   The CuckooClock EmptySun May 24, 2009 5:17 am

The other night, I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise," were my last words.

The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily and around 3 a.m. we piled into a cab and headed to our respective homes, quite inebriated.

Just as I walked through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times!

Realizing that my husband would probably wake up to this, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was quit pleased with myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution to cover up my tardiness. Even with my impaired judgment, I could count 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equaled 12 cuckoos!

The next morning, my husband asked me what time I got in, and confidently, I replied, "Midnight...like I promised." He didn't even raise and eyebrow and went on reading the morning paper! Phew! Got away with that one!

After a moment, he then replied, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock."

A bit nervously, I asked him why, to which he responded:

"Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'Oh, crap,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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EndOfTheLine1
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PostSubject: Re: The CuckooClock   The CuckooClock EmptySun May 24, 2009 6:22 am

Being drunk sure does impare ur judgement xD
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DaRkZassasinZ
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PostSubject: Re: The CuckooClock   The CuckooClock EmptySun May 24, 2009 9:26 am

and farted??!!!
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MiroTheKiller
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PostSubject: Re: The CuckooClock   The CuckooClock EmptySun May 24, 2009 12:32 pm

this exactly hasnt happened to me
but i sure like ocean's jokes Very Happy
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DaRkZassasinZ
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PostSubject: Re: The CuckooClock   The CuckooClock EmptySun May 24, 2009 1:19 pm

ocean keeps the 205th site alive and full of smiles cheers cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: The CuckooClock   The CuckooClock EmptyWed Jul 15, 2009 5:43 am

I laughed so hard omg.
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