-- Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
-- Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
-- Collect DNA samples.
-- Shave.
-- Peer into your briefcase or purse and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
-- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
-- Meow occasionally.
-- Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
-- Start the Wave.
-- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
-- Bring a lawn chair.
-- Say "excuse me, excuse me" while continuously pushing around a mop.
-- Exclaim in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
-- If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
-- Hold your cell phone to your ear the entire time, repeating, "Hello? Did I lose you? Hello? Did I lose you? Hello? I'm in an elevator. Did I lose you?
