A mexican a white dude and an asian...

There is a mexican, a white dude, and an asian on a boat. The boat starts sinking and the white guy says,"Throw stuff you have too much of over board." The Asian guy chooses his chopsticks and says they have too many of those back home. The Mexican guy throws his burritos over board and says he has plenty of these back home. The white guy picks up the Mexican and throws him overboard and says we have too many of them back home.


Lol, I may have altered it slightly, but I dont remember all the details.

really? we have a hawaiian version of that too


white, asian, and japanese,

asian takes musubi and dumps the rest "it was unsanitary and theres plenty in hawaii!"
etc etc


so they think and basically dump the asian cuz theres plenty in hawaii. wouldve been funnier but im not gonna bother lol

O.o..............i hate those "theres three people..." kind of jokes, they get kinda lame afterwards :S

Yea we have a Bulgarian version of this but slightly different.

We have the same joke here in Malaysia but it's slightly different and involves 4 people