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oceansaber
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PostSubject: Former Presidents   Former Presidents EmptyMon Feb 02, 2009 3:34 pm
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"
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PostSubject: Re: Former Presidents   Former Presidents EmptyMon Feb 02, 2009 9:09 pm
oceansaber wrote:
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"
Hehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Former Presidents   Former Presidents EmptyTue Feb 03, 2009 5:03 am
wasnt he impeached for fooling aro0und with someone?
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PostSubject: Re: Former Presidents   Former Presidents EmptyTue Feb 03, 2009 11:19 am
yes, bill clinton has "sexual relations" with his former secretary, Monica Lewinsky Razz a big scandal back in the 90's
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PostSubject: Re: Former Presidents   Former Presidents EmptySat Feb 07, 2009 5:39 am
You make fun of your presidents...so do we Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Former Presidents   Former Presidents EmptySat Feb 07, 2009 5:40 am
tell us one of your jokes Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Former Presidents   Former Presidents EmptySat Feb 07, 2009 5:51 am
The politic is the favorite patient of a doctor because the head and the ass can be replaced with each-other and he has no brain or heart!
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PostSubject: Re: Former Presidents   Former Presidents EmptySat Feb 07, 2009 7:34 am
MiroTheKiller wrote:
The politic is the favorite patient of a doctor because the head and the ass can be replaced with each-other and he has no brain or heart!


lol im familiar with jokes that arent funny to us Razz although i can laugh because i get it
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PostSubject: Re: Former Presidents   Former Presidents EmptySat Feb 07, 2009 8:00 am
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MiroTheKiller wrote:
The politic is the favorite patient of a doctor because the head and the ass can be replaced with each-other and he has no brain or heart!


lol im familiar with jokes that arent funny to us Razz although i can laugh because i get it
It doesn't sound good in English and we hate politics here more than u do....
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PostSubject: Re: Former Presidents   Former Presidents EmptySat Feb 07, 2009 11:53 pm
haha i can see that, we just bash our politicians, you bash politics itself Razz
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