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oceansaber
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PostSubject: Cheesy Pick Up Lines   Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:58 am

Well....everyone hates being told cheesy pick up lines, but EVERYONE likes hearing them, so here it goes Smile (PS Feel free to add ur own Smile)

and god forbid, do not use these on a girl u are actually tryin 2 "pickup" or i will personally swat at you with a baton

- Did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast? Cuz you look magically delicious
- Are you tired? Cuz you've been runnin around my mind
- Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven
- (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
- What has 28 teeth, is made out of metal, and holds the Incredible Hulk inside? My fly
- Bond. James Bond
- Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
- I have 3 months to live..
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together
- Daaammmmnnnnn.
- [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
- I'm good at math. U + I = 69
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I_Will_Kill_You
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PostSubject: ...............   Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:06 am

- I got a 12inch dick abd a dosen roses in my pick up truck
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EndOfTheLine1
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PostSubject: Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines   Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:03 am

lol good ones. I hear alot of those in sitcoms lol

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SofaKing
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PostSubject: Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines   Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:34 am

Are you saying women don't go for that? lol.
Becuase i'm trying it you might as well swat me now >.>
Swat the dead man x,x
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I_Will_Kill_You
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PostSubject: ...............   Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:09 pm

Well the 12inch line got me some ^_^ but iss still cheesy...
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