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oceansaber
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PostSubject: Actual Instruction Labels...   Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:40 am

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.
ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.
ON TESCO''S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS'' COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY''S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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PostSubject: Re: Actual Instruction Labels...   Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:45 am

man these are the best jokes u have ever posted i cant feel my face from laughing Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Actual Instruction Labels...   Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:22 am

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
what the hell else is there?!?!?! lol
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PostSubject: Re: Actual Instruction Labels...   Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:21 am

thats y it is a joke

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PostSubject: Re: Actual Instruction Labels...   Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:26 am

i was laughing so damn much


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PostSubject: Re: Actual Instruction Labels...   Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:59 am

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Actual Instruction Labels...   Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:25 pm

lol thats so freaking true! Just look at how they handled all the "situations" here in vegas and new mexico.

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PostSubject: Re: Actual Instruction Labels...   Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:34 am

yep and the only "weather balloon" appears to be swamp gas

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