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oceansaber
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PostSubject: Fortune Cookies   Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:44 pm

As Chinese New Year's is approaching, I thought this was an appropriate joke to tell:

-- Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly.

-- Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone.

-- Man who run in front of car get tired.

-- Man who run behind car get exhausted.

-- Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

-- Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

-- Man with one chopstick go hungry.

-- Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.

-- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

-- Baseball is wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.

-- War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left.

-- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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PostSubject: Re: Fortune Cookies   Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:25 am

lol, kinda odd that im posting on my own thread, but this is hilarious, i was just rereading
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PostSubject: Re: Fortune Cookies   Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:03 pm

man i like it im 1/4 chinese so we celebrated chinese new year!! drunken Sleep Razz Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Fortune Cookies   Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:06 am

1/4?? hahah thats SOOO sick, i wish i was mixed... wahh *goes and hides in corner and cries to self *
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PostSubject: Re: Fortune Cookies   Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:22 pm

Awesomeness
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PostSubject: Re: Fortune Cookies   Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:20 pm

nice jokes
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PostSubject: Re: Fortune Cookies   Tue May 12, 2009 2:31 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! thats funny, im like 3% chinese. its creepy. im a mix of ALMOST EVERYTHING.....very creepy Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Fortune Cookies   Tue May 12, 2009 3:54 pm

nooooo
anther asian in the clan
no offence...if you continue digging up old post u will find out y am i screaming Smile

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