Funny stories

You ever been telling a story in front of a group of people, and you realize right at the end of the story, it's a really sucky story? So to make it better, you lie at the end, you know? Spice it up a little bit: 'Yeah, so we're waiting there, and Alex shows up 45 minutes late, and he doesn't have the keys -- and then his head blew up.'

is that funny

I got one
Me and a friend are walking in a park.Suddenly we see a huge dog.We slowly start to move back .My friend slowly takes off his shoes.I ask him.-Why are you taking off your shoes you can't out run a dog.
-I don't need to out run the dog.I just need to out run you.

I friend told me that one on an April fools joke contest