RAcist jokes no offense intended

why did beyonce sing to the left?
cuz black people got no rights

a mexican and a black guy jumps off a cliff. who dies first?
who cares???!!

Admin wrote:

why did beyonce sing to the left?
cuz black people got no rights

a mexican and a black guy jumps off a cliff. who dies first?
who cares???!!

Lol so much hate ^_^

Whats the differance between a black guy and a couch?

The couch can support a family of four.


Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.


Why doesnt Mexico have an olympic team?

Anybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.


Those are my favorite, but others are uhh inapropriate... lol

Haha, here's a few

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT MEAN ANY OF THESE, THEY ARE JUST REALLY RACIST RACIST JOKES

Why is the world like a bag of jubejubes?
No one likes the black ones

What do you call a school bus full of black people?
Jamaican beef patty.

How do you create a stampede in Iraq?
Roll a penny down the road.

Why are black people so tall?
Cuz theyre Knee-Grows.

Why are there so many fast black people?
All the slow ones are in jail.

Why do black people have white palms?
1. They're always on the police cars
2. There's a little good in everybody

What did God say when he made the second black man?
Oops i burnt another one

What's faster than a black guy stealing a DVD player?
His brother with the TV.

What do you call it when you send all black people to the moon?
Heaven on Earth

lawl

theres a story not really funny but its a casual joke:


one day god made a pool for everyone to bathe in.



the first group of people bathed in the pool for too long and soaked up a lot of the water

the second people bathed for ten minutes, just right

but the third group of people, with the water all gone, could only bathe their hands...

i dont get who the first two group represent O.o

oooh man those joker r really offensive

oceansaber wrote:

i dont get who the first two group represent O.o

albinos
white to tanned people

what would martin luther king be like if he was white?







ALIVE

During night school all the blacks were marked absent

whts a group of whit ppl running down a hill called?... a avalanche

whts a group of black ppl running down a hill called?... a mudslide


whts a group of mexicans running down a hill called?... a jailbreak

lol i heard those before but i always think they're funny!