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PostSubject: Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl   Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:37 am

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”
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PostSubject: Re: Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl   Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:51 pm

lol that is an awesome joke. lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl   Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:34 am

well.. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
she is an intelligent little girl
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PostSubject: Re: Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl   Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:15 am

lol i like Obama he just became sucky because of Bush's problems now every one hates him Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl   Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:06 pm

its not that they hate obama, its just they're losing faith in his campaign promises because he has decided to focus his main attentions on the failing US economy rather than the international community, and thats what the world was looking forward to, "CHANGE"...
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PostSubject: Re: Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl   Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:25 am

No, the world was looking for Obama to pay their car payments and increase welfare. Instead he is focusing on the real problem which is to stop the US from diggin themselves into a deeper hole.

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PostSubject: Re: Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl   Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:31 am

bill clinton was a good president...


even though he did some things he shouldnt have done(fooled around with secretary), he WAS the first president to create a budget surplus.

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